125 responses so far ↓

• 1 Artix // Aug 1, 2008 at 10:46 am

  Yay! I hope he got his rocket propelled chainsaw!

  Congrats!

• 2 Dreimar // Aug 1, 2008 at 10:49 am

  Woot! *applause

• 3 Azzen // Aug 1, 2008 at 10:49 am

  Yeah.

• 4 Eddie Aitken // Aug 1, 2008 at 10:51 am

  Welcome back.

• 5 Nate // Aug 1, 2008 at 10:52 am

  Awesome! It’s great to have connections, isn’t it?

• 6 VladH // Aug 1, 2008 at 10:52 am

  Woot awesome!

• 7 friccish // Aug 1, 2008 at 10:57 am

  I love you MeFi… oops, I mean Gordon Frohman!

• 8 J3553 // Aug 1, 2008 at 11:02 am

  YES!!! (don’t un-friend me)

• 9 RC-1290'Dreadnought' // Aug 1, 2008 at 11:16 am

  Yay! But wait… no more shuriken and lightning then?

• 10 Matt // Aug 1, 2008 at 11:18 am

  *Snide comment on lack of tags for this post*

  Congrats on the rather speedy retreival, Chris.

• 11 Soundwave // Aug 1, 2008 at 11:18 am

  I’d post an obviously fake link asking you to join my new community, but that would just be in bad taste. ;)

• 12 Draco_2k // Aug 1, 2008 at 11:20 am

  Whoah.

• 13 Da Gamer // Aug 1, 2008 at 11:37 am

  Are you gonna unfriend everyone, because you gave me the idea to friend you.

• 14 Da Gamer // Aug 1, 2008 at 11:39 am

  sry. i added a website to my name

• 15 Eathanu // Aug 1, 2008 at 11:42 am

  You know, Valve has connections. Slip them a couple hundred and they’ll have the hijacker sent to your doorstep (or whatever you have near your door) with a complimentary kerosene-covered aluminum baseball bat. And some baseballs if you’re so inclined.

• 16 Ninja // Aug 1, 2008 at 11:47 am

  They only do that to the Russians who leak their code.

• 17 trapped // Aug 1, 2008 at 11:53 am

  Damn you for being enough of an internet celebrity (to Valve, at least) to be able to get your account back.

  I feel like if that was me, they would have just said ‘that sucks’.

  And by that, I mean congrats, any deprivation of the internet is terrifying.

• 18 Mr. Munchlax // Aug 1, 2008 at 11:57 am

  @trapped.
  Same thing happened to me a while back and I had to wait about as long as chris did. Hardly at all.

• 19 Dan // Aug 1, 2008 at 12:18 pm

  Now there is only one question left: Is it really Chris who is posting these blog updates?!?!?

• 20 Newt Pulsifer // Aug 1, 2008 at 12:32 pm

  Cheers!!

  Chris shouts to valve: YOU ARE GREAT DOC!

• 21 Devlosirrus // Aug 1, 2008 at 12:39 pm

  Score! I had a similar problem with my Paypal account once; some total cheese-dick hijacked my account and charged a bunch of payments to his own site. It was around $1800 altogether, but I had about forty bucks in my account, so the bank knew something was up and put the kibosh on the charges. Still pretty scary.

  Still, screwing with a man’s Steam account? They have a special place in hell for him, sir, and all they have there is dialup.

• 22 Snooglebum // Aug 1, 2008 at 12:55 pm

  Join my new group!

  http://www.1fort.com/blog/

• 23 Pixi // Aug 1, 2008 at 12:59 pm

  Where the FUCK are my tags?!
  What happened to the tags?!

• 24 [@] Chronos[Ha-G] // Aug 1, 2008 at 1:13 pm

  Woohoo! Good to see you got your stuff back, man.

• 25 Trid3nt // Aug 1, 2008 at 1:19 pm

  @22

  DON’T DO IT IT’S A TRAP

  *KRZZHHSSSZAW* SPY’S SAPPIN’ MAH STEAM ACCOUNT!

• 26 Aenir // Aug 1, 2008 at 1:43 pm

  ERECTING A BEATING!

• 27 Aenir // Aug 1, 2008 at 1:45 pm

  Nooo, I just checked my friend list and I’ve been sapped of 1 of my friends! t.t

• 28 Smurfy // Aug 1, 2008 at 2:03 pm

  That user’s a spy!

• 29 KoreRat // Aug 1, 2008 at 2:20 pm

  Congrats Mate!

• 30 Bob Saget // Aug 1, 2008 at 2:31 pm

  Well, congrats on getting your account back. However you still need to get your hands on a Rocket-Propelled Chainsaw and give a nice surprise to the berk who did this. Film it and put it on youtube. =P

• 31 AlphaHawk // Aug 1, 2008 at 2:37 pm

  Gratz. Mother fucker didn’t know who he was dealing with. Along with the rocket propelled chainsaw, you’ll take my barbed-wire axe into consideration yes? :)

• 32 Tiler // Aug 1, 2008 at 2:41 pm

  WAHT THE FECK YOU DEFRIENDED ME MY LIFE IS MEANINGLESS IM GOING TO GO KILL MY PARENTS IN MY NERD RAGE OH EM GEE DOUBLE YEW TEE EFF

  Congrats on getting that account back. A good lesson for everyone on why it’s a good idea to be a paranoid bastard on the internet, because half of everyone is either someone trying to scam you or someone trying to hunt you down and rape you. By my calculations.

• 33 ArmoredCheese // Aug 1, 2008 at 2:43 pm

  No, no rocket propelled chainsaw. too crappy. A flaming rocket propelled chainsaw with a 9MM. cannon on the side, that shoots Shurikens and lightning at THE SAME TIME. Anywhoos, glad to know you got cha account back, man.

• 34 Snooglebum // Aug 1, 2008 at 2:51 pm

  @ Trid3nt

  It’s the web address for the blog you are reading right now. ^_^

• 35 Alexander // Aug 1, 2008 at 3:21 pm

  Did superjazeero get his account back too? He’s still a part of the black apple host steam group but was online about 21 hours ago.

  Also, have you seen that “Dragonuv SVD” thing on gmod.org? I’d like to see the jacker killed with that.

• 36 n00bie51 // Aug 1, 2008 at 3:25 pm

  Glad you got your stuff back man. Just be cautious when people ask you to do things on the Internet. Like everything. Being paranoid is the only way to live.

• 37 [@] Chronos[Ha-G] // Aug 1, 2008 at 4:31 pm

  @ 36 -

  As I like to say, ” A healthy dose of paranoia is good for you.”

• 38 Koslov // Aug 1, 2008 at 4:39 pm

  Paranoia is one tool that all users of the internets need.

• 39 Dan // Aug 1, 2008 at 4:54 pm

  @22

  NO, JOIN MINE (click my name)

• 40 trapped // Aug 1, 2008 at 5:28 pm

  @Mr. Munchlax: Shush, you. I’m trying to complain here. :P

• 41 Szaxe // Aug 1, 2008 at 5:31 pm

  Yay! :D Congrats on getting your account back. I hope who ever took it gets his ass handed to him (in one of several ways).

• 42 Jackrabbit // Aug 1, 2008 at 5:58 pm

  Oh i am embarrassed. i spammed there account. i will have to apologies

• 43 Aftershock // Aug 1, 2008 at 6:22 pm

  Good to hear you got it back. Time for some TF2.

  Lots of tf2. I suggest you see when he’s on and kill him exclusively.

• 44 Tim // Aug 1, 2008 at 6:44 pm

  Good to hear you got your account back! BTW, they updated TF2’s official blog. Apparently, they’re announcing a new stage/gameplay style for the next update. I wanna hear the comments on that. Appears to involve a missile.

• 45 superflykiller // Aug 1, 2008 at 6:52 pm

  im still gonna beat that guy with mah chainsaw-whip-gun

• 46 jordan // Aug 1, 2008 at 6:57 pm

  announcer: and now, the current comment record holder, Jordan!!!!

  thankyou, thankyou, please, you give me to little credit. Anyway, im really happy that you got your stuff back, and saved me the trouble of torturing the guy who stole it. I mean, i could still do it, but you know, it might seem a bit pointless now that you have it back. But im just saying…*shrugs*….maybe….if your still angry?….so….um…..yeah…

• 47 rammingspeed42 // Aug 1, 2008 at 7:07 pm

  Well, you defriended me to. I don’t think I could deal with this kind of rejection. Suicide just might be the way to go.

• 48 Bob Saget // Aug 1, 2008 at 8:36 pm

  Yes, I agree with Rammingspeed! I say all of us that have been defreiended shall all commit a mass suicide to show Chris how neglected we feel. I also say we all hang ourselves in Wal-Mart as they are having a sale on rope. Hey, just because we’re gonna die doesn’t mean we can’t be cost-friendly.

• 49 Cpt. Falcon // Aug 2, 2008 at 1:07 am

  Hey, just because we’re suicidally depressed doesn’t mean we have to give in to big crushing corporations.
  i’m getting rope at IKEA.

  *ties noose*
  *jumps off of table*
  *cheap poorly woven rope snaps*
  *cracks head on table on the way down*
  *dies painful 2 hours later from loss of blood*
  *dying words were “dying on a bad note with chris livingstone, now frohman won’t talk to me when i get to heaven…”

  lol.

  :’(

• 50 jordan // Aug 2, 2008 at 2:28 am

  oh this sounds like fun! whens the mass sui-… *notices bodies* oh.

• 51 Dzamir // Aug 2, 2008 at 2:36 am

  Congratulations! Now you can join my group!
  http://www.steampowered.igothijacked.com/
  Insert your steam username and password to join! :P

• 52 mr. Brit // Aug 2, 2008 at 2:47 am

  tf2 blog has updated. They want ideas for new environents. I’d like to see a bluer based mountain with interiors built into the cave. Or a boat with the bases either end and a sprawling level to explore .

• 53 AlphaHawk // Aug 2, 2008 at 2:59 am

  @ 52

  Or the old Hunted map. Or the old KA_Escape maps. :D

• 54 Itrade // Aug 2, 2008 at 4:28 am

  Yay for happy endings!

  I say we sign the phishing website owner’s e-mail address up for loads and loads of bizzare and disgusting video and picture materials.

  Also congratulations Chris on getting your account back!

• 55 narrator // Aug 2, 2008 at 5:18 am

  it was a moving moment. The crowds rejoiced as their king sat once again on the throne. confetti fluttered down from the blue sky, and the streets sang with joy. the power crazed man who had stolen the kings crown yelled down among the deepest of dungeons, as men women and children took their turn firing rocket proppeled poison tipped chainsaws, with piano legs attached for some reason, at the bastard. And the day continued when the king made peace with their long lasting enemies, the Orcs, and happiness was shared across the lands. truly, it was a day of peeace when His Majesty Lord Chris Livingston the Third led his Legions of Commenteers side by side with the orc king Rammingspeed(lol). Together, they took over the known universe, then the unknown universe, then the partly known universe. Then, Chirs killed his Orc friend and became His Majesty Orc King Supreme Ruler Chris “The Mighty” Livingston The Third Who is Great, uniting people across galaxies in a communist kind of peace. The End.

• 56 jordan // Aug 2, 2008 at 5:19 am

  the above post was actually me, i didnt want you to yell at me.

• 57 Companion Cube // Aug 2, 2008 at 6:43 am

  Great Job! I knew Valve would help, since you DID make Concerned. If you need a rocket propelled chainsaw, just contact me :p. I’ll help. If that bastard is reading this, well…

  There is no escape, since I have the Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Portal Gun that shoots out piano legs with a fire hose. YOU’RE DEAD.

• 58 Slade // Aug 2, 2008 at 6:46 am

  Meh, I’m sure he got the +50 health points for the Pyro too.

• 59 Sam // Aug 2, 2008 at 8:09 am

  Am I too late to hand out my anti-hacked steam program?

• 60 Icarus Tyler // Aug 2, 2008 at 8:15 am

  Awwww, so no wrath of the internet then?

• 61 Snooglebum // Aug 2, 2008 at 9:13 am

  @ 55

  YOU ARE THE KING OF LIMBO!

• 62 Mr brit // Aug 2, 2008 at 9:59 am

  Jordan, sometimes you take the idolisation of Chris a little too far…

• 63 Mouse // Aug 2, 2008 at 10:24 am

  Well, we can always start a 1fort group. That way we don’t have to clog Mr. Christopher’s friends list, but can still indirectly idolize his godlike awesomeness.

• 64 Mouse // Aug 2, 2008 at 10:28 am

  Yes! There is now a 1FORT community group! You can join by searching for 1FORT, or by going to steamcommunity.com/groups/1fort

• 65 Mike // Aug 2, 2008 at 11:17 am

  Why are the Google ads advertising gyms?!

• 66 Eother // Aug 2, 2008 at 11:43 am

  They’re trying to give you a hint.

• 67 PsychoDuck // Aug 2, 2008 at 12:04 pm

  No! The Frohmanator defriended me! My life is over!

  The Duck Has Spoken.

• 68 Mr. Brit // Aug 2, 2008 at 12:13 pm

  Eother, lol. I have adverts for steam irons/presses

• 69 Mouse // Aug 2, 2008 at 12:26 pm

  @Duck
  Well, there is a 1FORT steam group now. If Chris is interested, I can give him full admin powers over it that will allow him the same sort of connection to his most fervent fans. It allows you to organize events and make announcements in a more direct way than the blog (as in annoying messages that interrupt you right when you’re about that capture that point).

• 70 Mike // Aug 2, 2008 at 3:08 pm

  @ Mr. Brit: Google Ads must be questioning your manhood!

• 71 /AquaBlue // Aug 2, 2008 at 3:33 pm

  http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j96/Logicone/RocketPropelledChainsaw.jpg

• 72 AlphaHawk // Aug 2, 2008 at 3:33 pm

  Hey, neat and well kept clothes spell classy mister.

• 73 /AquaBlue // Aug 2, 2008 at 3:33 pm

  GG hackers

• 74 Killingspree // Aug 2, 2008 at 3:38 pm

  Yay! Grats :)

• 75 AlphaHawk // Aug 2, 2008 at 4:29 pm

  Does anyone know Chris’s email? I have something important to ask of him.

• 76 friccish // Aug 2, 2008 at 4:37 pm

  Been bumped from the friends list. So depressed! What is this world coming tooooo!!!!!?!?!!

• 77 Turyx // Aug 2, 2008 at 4:54 pm

  AlphaHawk: “Does anyone know Chris’s email? I have something important to ask of him.”

  The password to his account?

• 78 AlphaHawk // Aug 2, 2008 at 5:02 pm

  No no, his email.

• 79 jaesmes lol // Aug 2, 2008 at 6:26 pm

  I still think you’re sexy, chris, even though I’m sober now.

• 80 Bob Saget // Aug 2, 2008 at 7:15 pm

  @AquaBlue:

  Wow, that has to be the single greatest thing I’ve seen in a freakin’ month. Now, we shall begin production immediately on these in order to put the waves of account hijackers at bay… and to keep Chris happy of course.

• 81 Arsenis // Aug 2, 2008 at 8:18 pm

  Awwww. He really deleted everyone…
  I’m sad Chris you’ve broken my heart.

• 82 Punjab // Aug 2, 2008 at 10:51 pm

  You haven’t deleted me! I feel blessed!

• 83 jordan // Aug 2, 2008 at 11:22 pm

  @ mr brit: every fan group has different people with different specialities. in all these groups, there is always one who takes this too far. Unfortunately for this group, I’m him. CHRIS IS GOD

• 84 Ninja // Aug 3, 2008 at 12:03 am

  Jordon, he isn’t god. He’s just funny.

• 85 mr. Brit // Aug 3, 2008 at 1:45 am

  @Jordan, and you do a great job. :)

• 86 rammingspeed42 // Aug 3, 2008 at 4:15 am

  Is there a way to get back into your good graces? Or is this f’real f’real?

• 87 rammingspeed42 // Aug 3, 2008 at 4:15 am

  I feel so betrayed, though……

• 88 Name // Aug 3, 2008 at 5:45 am

  Hey, join my group!

  http://www.lemonparty.org

  (note: do not click link)

• 89 F.Flybuster // Aug 3, 2008 at 6:09 am

  @Ninja, god of funny stff, maybe? xD

• 90 F.Flybuster // Aug 3, 2008 at 6:10 am

  @Name

  You’re just evil!

• 91 Nibwoddle // Aug 3, 2008 at 6:35 am

  No, Chris IS god.

• 92 Eorble // Aug 3, 2008 at 6:55 am

  1FORT Community Group! 1FORT Community Group! 1FORT Community Group! 1FORT Community Group! 1FORT Community Group! 1FORT Community Group!

• 93 ArmoredCheese // Aug 3, 2008 at 9:09 am

  Name, I’m fuckin’ blind now. Depressed and blind, cause i sent Chris a Friend invite on steam, AFTER this happened, and i gots deleted from him. BUT NOW IM BLIND TOO!

• 94 ArmoredCheese // Aug 3, 2008 at 9:12 am

  Also, Chris, or anyone here that had Gmod, do you know where all the pictures that you take in Gmod go? i NEeD thoes pics, cause im thinking of making a Gmod comic.

• 95 Killa-Ewok // Aug 3, 2008 at 12:21 pm

  Name, so you’re in that group? And you want Chris in? That’s kinky.

• 96 rammingspeed42 // Aug 3, 2008 at 12:30 pm

  So I read that I’m the Orc king that gets betrayed. That’s about how it happened in my memory, yah.

• 97 Das Ganon // Aug 3, 2008 at 12:39 pm

  Yes I have 0 on my steam listing, but feel free to add… the only reason is because I’m in Europe with a crappy computer…. Honest. Just ask anyone on my list…… Like Toodles or anything.

• 98 Jeremy // Aug 3, 2008 at 12:56 pm

  Dang Chris, I felt bad that you got your account hacked. That sucks man. Anyone who phishes a steam account should burn in hell. If anyone wants to add me, go ahead and send a friend request to
  Johnvilla_XXX (It was created with a different name back then)

• 99 Companion Cube // Aug 3, 2008 at 2:49 pm

  Yay! 1Fort group! Now I feel special.

• 100 Cpt. Falcon // Aug 3, 2008 at 2:56 pm

  Is there an actual 1fort group? (that Chris is actually in…?)

• 101 Flink // Aug 3, 2008 at 2:57 pm

  Cool. I once got my account hijacked…not fun. I got it back though. Not before one of my friends list friends also got hijacked-he didn’t get his back :(.

  Oh well, enough with the pity talk.

  By the way, if you don’t want that chainsaw…
  I can sell you a pointy carrot. Great for stabbing, good for the eyes too.

• 102 Killa-Ewok // Aug 3, 2008 at 3:32 pm

  Well, I trust that the torturing capabilities at VALVe are enough to teach the hacker a lesson. Otherwise, well, there’s a shitload of Chris-fans preparing a massive rocket-propelled chainsaw orgy in his asshole. BOINK.

• 103 jordan // Aug 3, 2008 at 5:36 pm

  nice one ewok. and uh, flink? Can i take that carrot of your hands? 20$. i, uh, have some people with….uh….eyes?

• 104 mr. Brit // Aug 3, 2008 at 7:14 pm

  hmm, Jordan, what are you implying? ;) On a serious note, u didn’t praise chris like a god!?!

• 105 Schrodinger's Monster // Aug 3, 2008 at 7:26 pm

  You un-added me?

  Aw, bitch, now I gon’ hafta smack ya.

• 106 jordan // Aug 3, 2008 at 7:39 pm

  THE LORD CHRIS ALMIGHTY GOD OF THE UNIVERSE!! will that do?

• 107 jordan // Aug 3, 2008 at 8:09 pm

  i just sit here all day pressing refresh. im so bored

• 108 jordan // Aug 3, 2008 at 8:09 pm

  lalalala

• 109 a hot girl // Aug 3, 2008 at 8:10 pm

  i love you, Jordan!

• 110 a group of hot girls // Aug 3, 2008 at 8:10 pm

  we all love you!

• 111 rammingspeed42 // Aug 3, 2008 at 8:11 pm

  @ Flink:

  Shouldn’t that be “great for stabbing, go for the eyes” instead?

• 112 jordan // Aug 3, 2008 at 8:25 pm

  havent you heard that saying that you eat carrots and you can see better, or see in the dark?

• 113 Mike // Aug 3, 2008 at 8:43 pm

  LOL @ hot girls.

• 114 a group of hot girls // Aug 3, 2008 at 9:17 pm

  dont laugh at us!

• 115 jordan // Aug 3, 2008 at 9:18 pm

  yeah, leave them alone

• 116 a group of hot girls // Aug 3, 2008 at 9:18 pm

  Thankyou Jordan!

• 117 jordan // Aug 3, 2008 at 9:18 pm

  no problem

• 118 AlphaHawk // Aug 4, 2008 at 12:44 am

  Would love it if chris could give a mention of my glitch video. I know valve would see it too.

• 119 a hot guy // Aug 4, 2008 at 2:25 am

  Also love u Jordan!

• 120 rammingspeed42 // Aug 4, 2008 at 7:03 am

  No, I’ve heard that carrots are good for eyes. But with my sense of humor, it seems like he is suggesting a target.

• 121 Das Ganon // Aug 4, 2008 at 7:44 am

  @Killa-Ewok

  actually I think everyone’s going to do a cosplay as their favorite class…… except with the working model of gun….

  Dibs on the M61 Vulcan!

• 122 Companion Cube // Aug 4, 2008 at 1:03 pm

  Correction on my comment about the chainsaw gun. Now it is Rocket Propelled Chainsaw Portal Gun that shoots Burning Piano Legs through Sasha.

  Yay! :D

• 123 Mouse // Aug 4, 2008 at 5:05 pm

  @100
  Well, Chris hasn’t joined yet. But he should :D (hint hint). Otherwise it would be kind of pointless :(

• 124 jordan // Aug 4, 2008 at 6:18 pm

  thats not a bad idea companion cube….

• 125 Companion Cube // Aug 8, 2008 at 3:18 pm

  Yay! I’m cool!

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