244 responses so far ↓

• 1 J3553 // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:55 am

  FIRST LOL!!!

• 2 J3553 // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:55 am

  I also thought the video was humorous.

• 3 Killa-Ewok // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:03 am

  THAT WAS DELICIOUS! They missed out the spy, sadly.

• 4 Christopher // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:04 am

  He makes an appearance after the credits. Naturally.

• 5 Killa-Ewok // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:06 am

  Vista shut down my Firefox exactly at that time. Kinda sucks.

• 6 McFool // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:16 am

  Yeah it was on digg about 10 hours ago

• 7 Tim // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:45 am

  Don’t feel bad. I missed the spy the first time through. Pyro was my favorite bit, but the blu sentry was a great gag, too.

• 8 wolferey // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:48 am

  Ah, the funnies, they are killing me xD

• 9 Pentadact // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:49 am

  Not last! I was planning to blog this tonight, maybe tomorrow. Could be weeks.

  Love it. The bit with the sliding Sentry cracks me up.

• 10 Gorebell // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:51 am

  I was wondering if you’d post this. Fitting, considering a previous website.

• 11 Disposable // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:55 am

  Briliant :D

  Pity they got someone who couldn’t do a scottish accent though…

• 12 VelvetFistIronGlove // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:09 am

  “Pity they got someone who couldn’t do a scottish accent though…”

  You could say the same about Valve…

  My favourite part was the interview with the heavy.

• 13 JeCa // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:18 am

  I’m sorry, but am I the only one only getting the sound, or is it there not supposed to be any video?

• 14 Niteowl // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:24 am

  There is video JeCa, but, dear lord, you DO NOT want to see it. It’ll burn your eyes right out of your head.

• 15 [@] Chronos[Ha-G] // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:30 am

  Dammit - I was going to email you to mention this video, but you beat me to it.

• 16 Soundwave // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:46 am

  Poor Heavy…

• 17 Mr. Brit // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:47 am

  I thought the Medic one was the best. Pyro, Heavy and Engineer were good too. Demo was very badly voiced and the Scout and the Soldier were dull, Sniper was WAY too obvious. Spy gag was clever.

• 18 Pixi // Aug 6, 2008 at 10:08 am

  Heavy on david letterman was fucking GENIUS!

• 19 Myrmidont // Aug 6, 2008 at 11:10 am

  I am seereeus actor nao!

• 20 Mark // Aug 6, 2008 at 11:38 am

  Wait a minute, wait. A TF2 fan video that’s actually intelligent, funny, and well-made? I think I must be on the wrong Internet.

• 21 trapped // Aug 6, 2008 at 12:22 pm

  Several chuckle-worthy moments, an overall well done video. The medic one was hilarious.

• 22 Josh S. // Aug 6, 2008 at 1:25 pm

  fun to watch!

  I’m glad people are making TF2 Machinima now. The lip syncing was also impressive.

• 23 Sam, the orignal // Aug 6, 2008 at 1:59 pm

  Heh. That was pretty damn good.

• 24 n00bie51 // Aug 6, 2008 at 3:11 pm

  I thought the Spy should have been an actor since he’s always pretending to be other people, but the Heavy was quite funny.

• 25 AlphaHawk // Aug 6, 2008 at 3:33 pm

  Saw this last night. Funny.

• 26 JinRoh // Aug 6, 2008 at 3:38 pm

  I already saw it. Hilarious.

  On a side note, watch this too

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLc3HBzfG2k

  Kinda sad…

• 27 Companion Cube // Aug 6, 2008 at 3:43 pm

  THE CREATOR GETS EPIC WINCAKES. Enough with that. Awesome video, and was funny, especially the Medic Ghostbuster. Love the Pyro thing, though. One thing : Poor Heavy. Why didn’t he just punch them all?

• 28 Plaz // Aug 6, 2008 at 4:17 pm

  I love the “you hurt me on the inside” look the Heavy gets during the interview.

• 29 Battle Dolphin // Aug 6, 2008 at 4:22 pm

  “Hey… did you remember my nachos?”

  Oh and good call Jinron (26). Pyro Love was great. I think it hit better highs and lows than Ignis Solus. Nice find.

• 30 jordan // Aug 6, 2008 at 6:16 pm

  good news, nobody! i just beat the post count record again! my name is link!(its on 1fort)

• 31 Cpt. Falcon // Aug 6, 2008 at 6:30 pm

  i thought that was very well written. very clever, captured each character IMO.
  spy was pretty funny, they could have used more of him though.
  i thought the worst voice impression was the heavy :( demo next in line.
  pyro was great. i laughed when i heard him over the intercom.

• 32 Cpt. Falcon // Aug 6, 2008 at 6:31 pm

  how do you even keep track of your post count, btw?

• 33 jordan // Aug 6, 2008 at 6:38 pm

  counting

• 34 JaZz0r // Aug 6, 2008 at 6:49 pm

  That was excellent!

• 35 J3553 // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:02 pm

  sup jordan?

• 36 Cpt. Falcon // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:16 pm

  @jordan:
  good point. you win.

  and another thing about the video: i thought the lip syncing was pretty off. is tf2 lip sync harder than hl2? because i’ve seen very good lip syncs of hl2.

• 37 himmelstoss // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:26 pm

  The video is awesome. BUT

  1fort has had little to no original content on it. It just links to videos and/or comments on what everyone already knew.

  While I totally love this site, the lack of original content is starting to tick me off. Chris is a talented writer (and a godly gmod-cartoonist), so it’s a shame he isn’t using those skills.

• 38 himmelstoss // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:29 pm

  So can we get some original content on this site? A la ubercharged.net? I’m not trying to insult you, Chris, but you need to at least try.

• 39 Mr. Brit // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:31 pm

  I think we’re missing the point, 106 posts!!! Way to go Jordan, i’d be suprised if this didn’t get a mention by Chris…(lol, yeah right)

• 40 J3553 // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:31 pm

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXHAHzhIkMo

  this is mine, even though it’s non TF2 related, i want you all to be creeped out.

  IT’S NOT A SHOCKER OR RICKROLL, I GUARANTEE IT.

• 41 rammingspeed42 // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:43 pm

  “YOU WILL REGRET IT….. MAYBE NOT TODAY….”

  Classic.

• 42 rammingspeed42 // Aug 6, 2008 at 7:47 pm

  This is probably one of the best machinima for TF2 since Ignis Solus (which does not mean “I burn alone”; it means “lone flame”; Litfuse Films have lied to you).

• 43 jordan // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:14 pm

  thats you jesse? (in the vid)

• 44 zombie jordan // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:14 pm

  forgot that i had changed my name

• 45 zombie jordan // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:18 pm

  rammingspeed, i challenge you to a boxing match. the person who wins gets a cheeseburger.

• 46 Snooglebum // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:18 pm

  @J3553

  Hnnrgh.

• 47 J3553 // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:18 pm

  Yea, creepy eh?

  (Old video, BTW)

• 48 J3553 // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:21 pm

  IN THIS CORNER, ZOMBIE JORDAN!

  IN THIS CORNER, RAMMINGSPEED!

  WHO WILL WIN?!?!?

• 49 jbalooshie // Aug 6, 2008 at 8:38 pm

  Hahah the ghostbusters part was great, nearly died laughing.
  Reminds me of a funny site about temping, pity the author moved on to other projects… ;)

• 50 Pad See Ew // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:43 pm

  Barney has the munchies.

• 51 AlphaHawk // Aug 6, 2008 at 9:57 pm

  How can those Metro Cops even eat with that damn mask ATTACHED to their face?

• 52 Duke // Aug 6, 2008 at 10:25 pm

  that video is awesome

• 53 go // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:08 am

  OMG! HE KILLED FROHMAN!
  YOU BASTARD!

• 54 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:39 am

  thats great! now lets get back to talking about me! because, thats what we’re here for! right?…..right? *shunned*

• 55 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:40 am

  ive also been talked to/about six times in this comment row!

• 56 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:44 am

  @ mr brit
  i would love it if chris mentioned me! even though it will more of a “cease and desist, you crazy kid” sort of thing, it would still be cool! and to celebrate, ill hit the 200 mark on the comments of that post ! hooray! im so fucking high right now! yippe! skip ee dee doo! arf! arf! awooooooooooo! awooooooo!

• 57 Chijts // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:44 am

  The Medic Ghostbuster, the Heavy in Casablanca, the Scout as a customer support person. Awesome stuff. Oh and the Pyro scene reminded me of that segment from Tenacious D’s album - Drive-Thru

• 58 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:46 am

  jump! jump! yehyehyehyeh mormormore!!! lolololololololol grind that apple tree, you lanky juicebox! hahahahahahhahahahahahah!!!! lololololiolol roflepantimoons!! im so god damn crazy!!! hahaha!!! lolo;ll omg! ( . Y . ) boobz lolol,olollllol semi colon!1 lolol rude lololo

• 59 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:49 am

  hehehhehehhehehehe *vibrating violently* lololololololol- hicup-lololololol i aint drunk im just out of my god damn mind!!!! :::::(((()))))::::
  i
  like
  cats
  do
  you
  like
  cats
  ?
  weeeeeeeeeee
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• 60 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:53 am

  i am looooooosssiing it?!??!?1?! lolololo !!!!!11!11!!1!11!one11!!!1!1 cat dog mouse frog crab apple tree?!?!?!:”{)(*&^!@&#4

• 61 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 3:05 am

  this just in, im so god. dm. craZ bros my bredas foam anuda mothu my fngrz r just slapping teh keyburd keybird tweet tweet buckaaaaaack cree! cree! lolhnffolafolf FOLAFIL LOL FUCK HOW LONG CAN I GO B4 SOMEONE TELLS ME OFF 4 SWEARIN IN CAPS 4 FUCKING AGES AND USING THE WORST ONES YOU CUNT. JESUS IM DIEING! oh god! im so insane! lololo roflcopter was shot down over the pacific…no survivors… omfg GTFO our house, thats righ our me and Irene my dead apple tree juicebox log…

• 62 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 3:06 am

  *crying*

• 63 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 3:43 am

  *still crying*

• 64 GothmogII // Aug 7, 2008 at 6:00 am

  Humm, those the same guys that did the Oxhorn Shorts for WoW? Either that or just one of the voice actors, still, funny stuff :P

• 65 Ledundead // Aug 7, 2008 at 6:08 am

  *slap* Chiggidy check yourself before yo wriggidy wreck yourself.

• 66 Zjordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:21 am

  I TRY TOO HARD.

• 67 Mr. Brit // Aug 7, 2008 at 10:04 am

  Jordan, you get more surreal with every post :)

• 68 Plaz // Aug 7, 2008 at 10:19 am

  Dead apple tree juicebox log? That sounds serious. Maybe you should see a doctor?

• 69 LiquidGrape/Rasmus // Aug 7, 2008 at 1:41 pm

  You know, the Pyro’s muffled gumming sounds awfully much like a Swedish “thanks”.
  (Tack ska du ha!)

  EDIT:
  Seems someone else on the comment section noticed it. Oh well.

• 70 Freakinswiit // Aug 7, 2008 at 1:54 pm

  @zombie jordan:

  …Spy in our midst?

• 71 A Concerned Citizen // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:37 pm

  They completely messed up that scottish accent.

  I mean, really? ‘Wanker’ is not in the stereotypical scots lexicon. He sounded irish. Is he irish? Do you weird yanks care?

• 72 Ledundead // Aug 7, 2008 at 2:53 pm

  We’re not Yanks, we’re lactating wet nurses. That’s what the Demoman told me.

• 73 rammingspeed42 // Aug 7, 2008 at 3:47 pm

  @Concerned Citizen, I’m going to have to fault you there. Wanker is in the lexicon of Great Britain in general. So it is possible that a Scot would use it.

  @zj, I’m gonna have that cheeseburger, boy…

• 74 Mr. Brit // Aug 7, 2008 at 4:30 pm

  wanker has been adopted by Australia
  We have tit and smeg

• 75 Mr. Brit // Aug 7, 2008 at 4:31 pm

  oh and scots have bastard

• 76 rammingspeed42 // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:30 pm

  Smeg is Red Dwarf.

• 77 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:34 pm

  someone impersonated me!! omfg GTFO or ill shove my juicebox log up yo ass! i do not try too hard! i dont try hard enough! anyway my earlier posts were the result of being tired, and insane ecstasy at finishing a videogame that i had trouble with last night. impersonate me again, scumbag, and ill cut your balls of and feed them to my dog!

• 78 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:35 pm

  then ill feed you my dog!

• 79 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:37 pm

  tthen ill feed you to my other dog!

• 80 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:37 pm

  then ill feed you my cat!

• 81 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:38 pm

  then ill feed you to my dead apple tree juicebox log!

• 82 dead apple tree juice box log // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:39 pm

  num num

• 83 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:41 pm

  then ill cut your tongue off and shove it down George Bushs pants! Groddy!

• 84 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:41 pm

  then ill cut yo dick off and feed it to Mr. Brits dog!

• 85 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:42 pm

  rinse and repeat!

• 86 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:43 pm

  hahahahhahahahha!

• 87 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:43 pm

  hahahaha!

• 88 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:43 pm

  haha!

• 89 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:44 pm

  ha!

• 90 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 5:45 pm

  I DONT HEAR RINSING!

• 91 Eother // Aug 7, 2008 at 6:03 pm

  Wow, that’s annoying. Somebody here didn’t get enough attention as a child.

• 92 Mr. Brit // Aug 7, 2008 at 6:23 pm

  @rammingspeed, i know. It IS British

  @Zombie Jordan, my dog is actually next to me looking hungry so food is appreciated. And, er… Rinsed?

• 93 Mr. Brit // Aug 7, 2008 at 6:26 pm

  Also, I like how the last two posts began topical then degenerated quickly. It’s like anarchy :D

• 94 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:15 pm

  eother, two things:
  1. i am a teenager. it is my job, nay, my DUTY to act like this.
  2.annoying? call me that one more time and ill jack this up to 500 posts! then we’ll see whos annoying! me! thats who!(i know that didnt make sense)

• 95 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:15 pm

  no, make it 150. i am busy later.

• 96 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:16 pm

  actually, make it 200.

• 97 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:16 pm

  170, im behind schedule

• 98 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:17 pm

  175, my watch is a few minutes fast

• 99 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:18 pm

  175 it is!

• 100 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:19 pm

  i wonder what started my mindless rampage of posting?

• 101 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:23 pm

  one minute i was just a normal poster, albeit an extremely stuck up and good-looking one, the next im a raving sociopath, screaming and laughing at things no-one else can see.

• 102 narrator // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:23 pm

  zombie jordan ponders this.

• 103 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:25 pm

  maybe it is my heroin addiction, or my tendency to take this to far and not notice… nah, its probably everyone else with a problem(see: ’stuck up’)

• 104 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:26 pm

  mr brit and jesse r the only ones who dont stroke their guns while talking to me. strange………….

• 105 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:26 pm

  ima go shoot up.

• 106 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:27 pm

  a grocery store, that is.

• 107 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:34 pm

  hello jordan

• 108 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:34 pm

  wassup?

• 109 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:41 pm

  zombie jordan is right in posting crazily.

  we’re all basically just killing time until Chris makes his comic.

  if Chris makes a comic.

• 110 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:46 pm

  dont say that! never ever add an ‘if’ to that sentence! also hello. this guys going to ring me soon, and tell me how to install some shit, so ill be gone for a while. lucky commenters!

• 111 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:48 pm

  i post in short bursts!

• 112 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:49 pm

  so fast nobody can talk to me!

• 113 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:49 pm

  which is sad

• 114 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:49 pm

  oh noes! the phone is ringing!!

• 115 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:50 pm

  i dont want to answer!!

• 116 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:50 pm

  buh bye 4 now

• 117 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:53 pm

  false alarm. it was just as bad tho. my sister. *shudder*

• 118 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:54 pm

  bye

• 119 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:55 pm

  oh, lol

• 120 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:58 pm

  im so tense. he could call any second! i dont want to have to talk to those indians! not again!

• 121 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 7:59 pm

  uhhh…… okay.

• 122 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:08 pm

  I like having sex with young boys.

  Also, someone needs to ban me from talking EVER again!!!1!one!!!!111!!11!!!!eleven1!!!11!!!@2

• 123 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:18 pm

  Lol, copycat.

• 124 Mr. Brit // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:18 pm

  Either gay, and of a similar age, or taken things too far. Your choice Z Jordan ;)

• 125 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:20 pm

  oh noes, internet drama.

• 126 Mr. Brit // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:23 pm

  for Internet drama please see the previous post by Chris

• 127 Mr. Brit // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:25 pm

  There’s a couple of Jordan Copys lol

• 128 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:33 pm

  I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE!!!

• 129 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:35 pm

  MOTHERFUCKER get the fuck out you arse hole! dont copy me just cos you envy me!!!

• 130 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:35 pm

  who is doing that!

• 131 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm

  i had stopped spamming and everything and you go and ruin it! i was cvalmed down, you bastard! ima kick yo ass!

• 132 Gothic // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:36 pm

  FUCK ME WITH A FLYING BROOM HANDLE, JORDAN. YOU ARE MAD.

• 133 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:38 pm

  its either eother, mr brit or j3553 who is copying me! CONFESS AND YOUR DEATH WILL BE PAINLESS

• 134 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:38 pm

  it was gothic! you bastards! and yes, i thought it was established that i am FUCKING insane!!

• 135 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:39 pm

  im so goddamn crazy! nnyyaarggh!!

• 136 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:39 pm

  not me, i am innocent

• 137 Gothic // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:40 pm

  WHAT. I JUST JOINED THIS THREAD. IT CAN’T BE ME.

• 138 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:43 pm

  i will kill EVERYONE i am shouting to get the best of what i say play heavy metal music really loud when you read my comments to see how angry i am grrr!!1one!!!!

• 139 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:43 pm

  see my angry face?!?!? >>>>:(

• 140 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:44 pm

  LOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!eleven!!!!

• 141 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:46 pm

  it was j3553! i would never have guessd!(turn up volume to show rage increasing) you sed eleven during exclamat!on marks! like the IMPOSTER!!!!!

• 142 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:46 pm

  i am throwing things around!!

• 143 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:47 pm

  slamming my face against the screen!!

• 144 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:48 pm

  what? no! every post by J3553 has been me, the real Jesse!

• 145 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:50 pm

  then it was mr brit! i am still shouting restart the song and turn it up!!!!!

• 146 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:51 pm

  I’M THE REAL AND ONLY JESSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(NOT ELEVEN, BUT ONE)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

• 147 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:53 pm

  i now have a link

• 148 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:53 pm

  BUT I’M STILL THE REAL J3553!!! AND JESSE!!!

• 149 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:58 pm

  this is the 5997th comment on this website

• 150 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:58 pm

  i must get 6000!!!!!

• 151 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:58 pm

  6000!!!!!!! YES!!!!

• 152 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 8:59 pm

  epic link is new

• 153 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:01 pm

  narnarnar narnarnar I need a life.

  http://www.oswald.us/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/bunny-pancake.jpg

  Honestly, I need to get some screen names so I don’t have to chat in someone’s blog comments!!!

• 154 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:03 pm

  fuck off. dont admit fetishes and make complaints through me, and just verbally attack me like a man.

• 155 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:04 pm

  imposters such a pussy

• 156 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:07 pm

  ok, imposter, we can make a deal. i will stop being stupid, if you stop impersonating me.

• 157 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:08 pm

  Confrontation with the impostor. 9:07 PM.

• 158 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:14 pm

  i am determined to end this.

• 159 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:14 pm

  im pretty sure its one of you tho.

• 160 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:15 pm

  not me.

• 161 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:17 pm

  omfg! thats exactly what the imposter would say! get him!

• 162 J3553 // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:21 pm

  well, what am i supposed to say?

• 163 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:31 pm

  thats also what the imposter would say!

• 164 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:32 pm

  i am leaving, to do battle with those indian help lines. if i do not return, blame Mr Brit.

• 165 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 9:39 pm

  that wasnt as hard as i thought. they just told me what to do and i did it. thats cool.
  by the way, is the guy who cmmonts under the name chris the uy who did the cutline for this site, Chris Pearson?

• 166 zombie jordan // Aug 7, 2008 at 10:02 pm

  hehe… someone click sitemap down the bottom of the page… its like a little easter egg.

• 167 Nephologist // Aug 7, 2008 at 11:50 pm

  Um.

  Okay.

  I was wondering why this post had so many comments…

• 168 zombie jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 1:16 am

  yeh, im normally to blame.

• 169 Gothic // Aug 8, 2008 at 4:01 am

  Please, PLEASE, PLEASE do this in 4chan. I beg you.

• 170 zombie jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 4:39 am

  4chan?

• 171 Joe Snuffy // Aug 8, 2008 at 5:32 am

  Woah.

  1fort’s first arrival of FoN - Fresh Off the Nappy.

  It was going so well…

• 172 Chijts // Aug 8, 2008 at 7:07 am

  Warm out today…

  Warm out yesterday…

• 173 Christopher // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:08 am

  Um. I don’t want to quash anyone’s fun — I really don’t — but I would like to point out that I get an e-mail notification each and every time someone posts a comment on this blog.

  I had a really full in-box this morning.

• 174 [@] Chronos[Ha-G] // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:23 am

  Apparently you’re marketing this blog towards drug users, Chris.

  Shame on you for supporting drugs, Chris.

  When are you going to tell your parole officer that you started this blog, Chris?

• 175 J3553 // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:37 am

  @173, Oh LOL.

  cough, cough, comic, cough.

• 176 Koslov // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:52 am

  WTH!

  I noticed 12 comments yesterday, I log on today and see there are 175 comments.

  Damn Crack heads.

  Oh and yes I did “ROFL” at that video. Oh and to answer a question I saw eirler. No the TF2 lipsyncing is not harder its just different than HL2 and requires more tweaking to get it to look good.

• 177 Killa-Ewok // Aug 8, 2008 at 9:32 am

  HERE IS THE MAP.

  WHERE DO YOU WISH TO GO?

• 178 Mike // Aug 8, 2008 at 12:09 pm

  @Chris: Maybe that will be enough to make a certain zombie stay dead.

• 179 Alexander // Aug 8, 2008 at 1:16 pm

  Perfect! No one suspects me of impersonating ZJ! That means I can do it in the future at any time I want with no consequences!

  Hooray for a reason to comment on this blog! The movie was good.

  Now, ONWARD! Let us see how many posts it takes for Chris to close the comments on this post!!!

• 180 Mr. Brit // Aug 8, 2008 at 1:56 pm

  or to concede to our comic based demands

• 181 Killa-Ewok // Aug 8, 2008 at 2:06 pm

  Yes, let us march to the gates of…uh, Chris’ house? And then we will smash the doors to the ground with rocket propelled chainsaws. At the very same moment, a special Spam team will flood this blogpost with endless comments about some frigging zombies, thus making the creator of Frohman stare angrily at his mailbox. Then we proceed into eating Chris. No offense.

• 182 A Concerned Citizen // Aug 8, 2008 at 4:09 pm

  @ rammingspeed42
  I’m going to have to fault you there. I am half-scottish (and half-irish if it’s of relevance :) ) and have never heard the term used there. It simply has more prevalence in engle land.

• 183 Mr. Brit // Aug 8, 2008 at 5:10 pm

  General Jordan leads the spam fest, aided by Lieutenent Brit and Major J3553. Killa Ewok leads the land assault and Chris attacks from the air… Wait a minute…

• 184 Pixi // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:16 pm

  CHRIS SUPPORTS CHEATING!
  look at the ads

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• 185 Plaz // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:32 pm

  SO ANYWAY, YES, THIS MACHINIMA IS QUITE WITTY AND ENTERTAINING, WORTHY OF A NEWSPOT NOT FILLED WITH COMMENTS OF COMPLETELY UNRELATED CRAP.

• 186 zombie jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:37 pm

  think again

• 187 zombie jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:37 pm

  muahahahaha!

• 188 zombie jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:39 pm

  no, im joking, im not in the mood today. ever had a really high day? or week? yeah, i love those. so, general zombie jordan, eh? sounds good to me. do i get paid upfront? cash would be preffered.

• 189 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:40 pm

  scope out the new name, fool! yee-haw!

• 190 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:42 pm

  also, alexander, dont do it again, ill just end up going back to abnormal.
  ps: alexander is also my middle name. coincidence? I think not!

• 191 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:48 pm

  this is kinda boring. i expected screaming and shouting and running. you know, like “Jesus! Its HIM!” and “No, Mary, save yourself, i will only slow you down!” and “KILL IT! KILL IT BEFORE IT POSTS AGAIN!” but no-ones posting. strange………..

• 192 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:48 pm

  *slaps head* of couse! i get it now! everyones already gone!

• 193 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:50 pm

  see, im not being that wild, just slightly over the top. yet i reckon people will start flaming me when they arrive.

• 194 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:51 pm

  if they ever arrive. *twilight zone tune*

• 195 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:52 pm

  also, chris, sorry about the postcount. im not going to stop, im just saying sorry. heh.

• 196 Koslov // Aug 8, 2008 at 6:54 pm

  *flame*

  Ha take that one.

• 197 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 7:49 pm

  thats so mean koslov! waaaaaa!

• 198 J3553 // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:20 pm

  lol

• 199 Joe Snuffy // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:21 pm

  Chris, Requesting nuking of comments, perferably from a space orbital platform, over.

  Anyways, I thoroughly enjoyed that, aside from demoman who, the general consensus was awful.
  The sniper is a favorite, along with the heavy.

• 200 J3553 // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:26 pm

  There would not be comments. If he had a COMIC!!!

• 201 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:35 pm

  strange things happen to me when there are no new 1fort posts…my brain starts shaking…causing massive cranial damage……go insane for brief moments…..fragment my own sentences…..just like Frohman…..oh god…..frohman……hes dead………..

• 202 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:36 pm

  but yeah, I’m grabbin pizza anyone want some?

• 203 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:36 pm

  its gonna be a long wait till the comic.

• 204 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:37 pm

  i actually put my comment-tent up just over there…. yeah, im waiting here for a comic.

• 205 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:40 pm

  set this place as my home page, slammed an rss feed down, open a can of soda, and pulled out my laptop(hint hint, Santa) and watched porn till i see a frame of the comic.

• 206 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:41 pm

  gonna be a long night. sure i cant interest anyone in some pizza? im only going out once, so tell me now.

• 207 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:42 pm

  i wonder what the death animation in WoW is? do thay just fall over, or dissapear, or what?

• 208 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:44 pm

  last chance, im goin for the pizza…

• 209 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:45 pm

  no? alright, ill be back in ten minutes.

• 210 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:45 pm

  god im bored.

• 211 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:46 pm

  i had hungry jacks last night….i couldn’t eat it cos Scrubs was on and that shows so funny…. i heated it up this morning, taste like shit on a very bad tasting stick…. lesson learned…

• 212 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:47 pm

  i wish i had some hungry jacks right now…. yes, i know nobody cares….im just so hungry……

• 213 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:48 pm

  nothing to post about….

• 214 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:48 pm

  just keep using full stops…..

• 215 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:49 pm

  comment 214 was the 6066 comment on this site. thats cool….

• 216 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:49 pm

  6068

• 217 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:49 pm

  6069…

• 218 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:50 pm

  you know, spam is a kind of food as well…its yucky…

• 219 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:50 pm

  6071….

• 220 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:51 pm

  chris will be pissed at the amount of emails….

• 221 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:51 pm

  he should just group delete.

• 222 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:52 pm

  im so bored……

• 223 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:52 pm

  nobodys posting…..and if they do, theyll just be as mean as koslov was…

• 224 Chris crocker // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:52 pm

  Leave Britney alone!

• 225 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 8:53 pm

  ima go play xbl ill return to post more bullshit later.

• 226 J3553 // Aug 8, 2008 at 9:03 pm

  hey, i just was watchin’ the Olympics, what did i miss?

• 227 Mr_Wizard // Aug 8, 2008 at 9:20 pm

  Good lord. 227 comments.

• 228 J3553 // Aug 8, 2008 at 9:23 pm

  228 Comments.

• 229 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 8, 2008 at 9:50 pm

  229

• 230 n00bie51 // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:10 pm

  230?

• 231 AlphaHawk // Aug 8, 2008 at 10:53 pm

  Chris, should I get the rocket propelled chainsaws out again?

• 232 FraktuRe // Aug 8, 2008 at 11:00 pm

  I posted this in your comments about 3 days ago.

  I should get full credit.

• 233 Gothic // Aug 9, 2008 at 1:09 am

  Fucking hell. Jordan is mad.

• 234 trapped // Aug 9, 2008 at 1:39 am

  Jesus, I check out your blog and notice that the amount of comments has risen to an alarming 233. Then I see why. Seriously? Zombie jordan guy, calm the fuck down.

• 235 General Zombie Jordan // Aug 9, 2008 at 2:40 am

  calm down? im not stressin tho. maybe if CHRIS posted a new ENTRY then i wouldn’t be insane. meanwhile, my madness will continue, but i promise it will stop with a new entry. and it has to be valid, like if chris is pissed and has a post say stfu jordan! or something, that doesn’t count. it has to be legit, like a new lio, or a demoman, or valve news or something. now, everybody, CALM DOWN. im not being wild and you are still going on and on and on! also, lets clear something up. IT IS AN ESTABLISHED FACT THAT I AM MAD. get it? we all get it now. im mad. insane. inhumane, if you will. ill even change my name back when chris posts. now, goodnight, im going to go watch the olympics till i fall asleep.

• 236 FraktuRe // Aug 9, 2008 at 3:36 am

  Don’t calm down, just Shut The Fuck Up.

• 237 Nophysicalbody // Aug 9, 2008 at 3:46 am

  who is this guy? some random phyco craving attention because his mother never loved him? Just ignore him.

• 238 J-man // Aug 9, 2008 at 4:30 am

  screw you fracture! (I refuse to spell it your way) His highness zombie jordan rocks.

• 239 J-man // Aug 9, 2008 at 4:32 am

  Also, these google ads are weird. For example, one of them was about “high quality gun cabinets” and another 3 of them were yelling at me to quit my job. Too late!

• 240 Post Maker 1 // Aug 9, 2008 at 6:31 am

  Temp Fortress 2 isn’t really my kind of humour, although I can see why/how some people would enjoy it, and I did get a laugh at some of the stuff in it. Pyro Love is one of the few machinimas (is that the proper pluralization?) I’ve ever really enjoyed, because it works within the boundaries of the game/level and the person who made it seems to realize that Garry’s Mod works best when you aren’t trying to use it for animation.

  To address Jordan’s rampant posting and his flimsy reason for doing so:

  1. Stop it
  2. Being a teenager is not an excuse
  3. If you had other reasons I didn’t see them because I was too busy scrolling past your stupid posts that are full of bullshit

  If I wanted to have to scroll past 15 or more posts of total crap to get to something worth reading-

  OH WAIT, I hate doing that and would never want to do it if given the option. Knock it off already and start making one post with something worth reading, instead of 20 posts full of total garbage. I’d give you the whole “Quality over Quantity, Jordan!” paragraph or two, but I really don’t believe that Quality is an option for you, and at this point I’m kind of hoping that the option of Quantity is taken away some time in the future.

  Of course in the off-chance that you are actually a troll, I salute your efforts and applaud the persona you have created, because it is an absolutely believable rendition of a person who doesn’t know a god damn thing about typing or talking to people online.

• 241 Post Maker 1 // Aug 9, 2008 at 6:33 am

  P.S. Oh hey look a first time commenter is being an asshole! Whoops!

  Also, wall of text and all that, my apologies to the people who I piss off whose usual screen-names are not Jordan (or some variant of it).

• 242 DoctorDisaster // Aug 9, 2008 at 6:43 am

  Guys, you’re seriously trying to reason with him?

• 243 Dwight K. Schrute // Aug 9, 2008 at 8:16 am

  @Chris, you should just ban his IP from being able to post comments. If he finds another computer to post on, then ban that one too.

  @Post Topic: David Letterman part was pretty cleverly edited.

• 244 Captain Alexander // Aug 9, 2008 at 10:16 am

  If Jordan doesn’t spam comments, no one will. Without Jordan, society crumbles! Now I feel like a part of something! Let us march on!

  Only 11 more posts until 255 :D