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March 27th, 2008 · 28 Comments · Blather

Garry Newman posted an amusing-turns-disturbing post on the Garry’s Mod forums.  Seriously, this is a pretty vivid demonstration of a forum troll’s descent into madness over the course of a day.  It gets pretty unsettling.  Check it out.  Follow up here.

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  • 1 Thor Erik // Mar 27, 2008 at 9:56 am

    epic :D thanks for telling :)

  • 2 FistyDollars // Mar 27, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Wow…that’s freaking hilarious, and more than a little disturbing.

  • 3 sortie // Mar 27, 2008 at 10:15 am

    A shame it’s that long; it takes a helluvalot time to read. Anyways my best advise to the dude: Shut up and wait for people to forget this case; clearly keeping mailing will only get your more attention; which he clearly doesn’t want.

    Thanks for finding that follow up; I didn’t find that one myself!

  • 4 tm.Mr.Sin // Mar 27, 2008 at 10:23 am

    Cocaine is a helluva drug!

  • 5 Pixi // Mar 27, 2008 at 10:32 am

    That dude has some serious problems.
    12 hours of non stop mailing ? No life I say.

  • 6 lemonpieman // Mar 27, 2008 at 12:30 pm

    Twelve…. hours…..

  • 7 Justin // Mar 27, 2008 at 12:45 pm

    Disturbing…but it sure makes me feel better when it comes to how much I play games.

    Also, as mean as that guy was, Garry was harsh back to him. It just makes the guy hate Garry more.

  • 8 Sam // Mar 27, 2008 at 12:46 pm

    12 hours? Bah.
    I once flamed Chris for 43 hours….:P

    But seriously, that guy has no life in order to flame his for 12 hours straight, and he is really suffering now due to Garry’s thread…probably regretting it now.

  • 9 mattias // Mar 27, 2008 at 1:14 pm

    That is one devoted troll. Though you have to admit that Garry is an asshole. He did make gmod though, so I guess that makes up for it.

  • 10 Ayrton // Mar 27, 2008 at 1:49 pm

    I saw this yesterday and it was fucking HILARIOUS.

  • 11 [@] Chronos[Ha-G] // Mar 27, 2008 at 2:29 pm

    Amusingly, this is one of the first times I’ve checked Garrys blog before checking yours - that guy has faaaaaar too many problems for just one pharmacy to counteract.

  • 12 Alek // Mar 27, 2008 at 3:16 pm

    Heh, that’s pretty funny.

    It’d be ironic, but of course really sad, if HE got his house firebombed or if he got shot….

    Sure, he’s an ass, but you shouldn’t KILL HIM.

  • 13 CitrusFreak // Mar 27, 2008 at 3:23 pm

    Jesus. I assume this guy is very unwell…

  • 14 Mr_Wizard // Mar 27, 2008 at 7:35 pm

    Wow, makes me think of all the other net “celebrities” that could be getting similar attention.Did you ever get mail like this when Concerned was in its prime?

  • 15 Pixi // Mar 27, 2008 at 8:34 pm

    Yeah, Writer-of-concerned-which-name-I-cant-seem-to-recall, have you ever gotten any creepy mail ?

  • 16 mattias // Mar 27, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    I think his name in Tony something

  • 17 jcd // Mar 27, 2008 at 9:54 pm

    Is Garry really an asshole? If he is he might have been provoking the guy and later just posted something different.

    So, Writer-of-concerned-which-name-I-cant-seem-to-recall-[either], uh, yeah, I just wanted to say that…

    Anyway the name of the writer is Christopher C. Livingston, easy to find out. Rock on man!

  • 18 The_Wildcat // Mar 28, 2008 at 2:08 am

    Sad and funny at the same time.

    I guess I won’t ever understand trolls. Especially these kiddy trolls. They seem to think they’ve discovered a great and powerful new hack trick in using multiple IP’s.

    It must give him complete autonomy within the vast confines of the internet.

    Wait…

    It didn’t?

    Everybody’s attacking him now?

    Flames to HIS accounts? He wants the block on his IP removed?

    Dude he must’a been doin’ it wrong.

    Thanks for another laugh “mr” Livingston. =D

  • 19 "Chris' personal troll" // Mar 28, 2008 at 2:40 am

    Chris you bastard. Note how my superior grammatical skills, wide range of vocabulary and use of words most people have to google makes my flaming hit home all the harder.

    How dare you make an awesome comic thousands of people enjoy. I hope you know that it could have been much much more, it could have been…good! I mean, think of all the ideas i submitted to you, i got you THOUSANDS of copies sold..i mean laughs laughed. Im going to kill you Chris, kill you! (And your cat)

    You know though, we should probably amicably sort this out over the phone sometime though like responsile, sane adults. Sort out our problems.

  • 20 Mrmong // Mar 28, 2008 at 4:48 am

    Facepunch forums are so stupid

  • 21 andy1976uk // Mar 28, 2008 at 6:52 am

    YOU ARE GOING DOWN TOO.

  • 22 masterofpsi // Mar 28, 2008 at 9:16 am

    @andy1976uk

    Either it’s really you and you’re a horrible troll that needs to go away or someone just scored an epic.

    I found this by way of accidentally opening Concerned one day and seeing the banner ad. Yeah, it’s still in my favorites. I have no life.

    Good to see you’re still in the business of being funny, and I can’t wait for 1fort!

  • 23 Ori Disciple // Mar 28, 2008 at 8:03 pm

    Very funny stuff right there

  • 24 chris12 // Mar 29, 2008 at 12:40 pm

    seriously, this troll did 12.. hours! 12 hours?

    he need to take some medicine, and live life.

    or suicide.

  • 25 changetion // Mar 29, 2008 at 4:53 pm

    I suppose we could admire his dedication. The guys picks a goal, and he sticks to it.

    Shame it’s such a stupid goal, but still. . .

  • 26 The Prick of Destiny // Mar 30, 2008 at 10:18 am

    I read that directly on FP… That guy is insane…

  • 27 Gothic // Mar 31, 2008 at 5:19 am

    Oh holy Jesus. That was epic!

    Thanks for sharing, Chris.

  • 28 Joe Bloggs // Apr 3, 2008 at 10:56 pm

    i clicked the link but someone seems to have taken it off or something. I can’t find the original rant. Pity too, if it’s as hilarious as everyone’s going on about. Any idea what the deal is?

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