Well, this is nifty. Someone has created a TF2 Achievement Generator, so you can invent your own custom achievements. The generator comes with tons of icons (you can also upload your own), progress bar (if needed), and the option for it to appear to be locked or unlocked. Once you’ve created your achievement, it provides you with the code to imbed it on your website or in a forum. I even made one for my oft-recycled joke:
And, one to celebrate the time I stupidly gave away my Steam account information:
212 responses so far ↓
1 FraktuRe // Sep 3, 2008 at 7:24 pm
FIRST!
And damn that is cool.
Can’t wait to see what people come up with.
2 FraktuRe // Sep 3, 2008 at 7:31 pm
3 FraktuRe // Sep 3, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Whoops:
4 FraktuRe // Sep 3, 2008 at 7:33 pm
Wordpress took the links out. Damn I look like a noob now :/
5 ozroller // Sep 3, 2008 at 7:41 pm
Actually, saying “FIRST!” is what first tipped me off to you being a noob.
6 1fort pack // Sep 3, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Click website link :)
7 FraktuRe // Sep 3, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Oh shit I’ve become a meme :(
8 Gryphon // Sep 3, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Chris, you’re the only person I know of who can recycle a joke and still keep it awesome.
9 Draco_2k // Sep 3, 2008 at 8:31 pm
UNLESS IT’S A FARM
10 Bobic // Sep 3, 2008 at 8:34 pm
That is pretty awesome. Incidentally, who here is using chrome right now (I am)
11 Terin // Sep 3, 2008 at 8:39 pm
I’m another proud owner of Phishing Prole. Not fun. D:
12 Eathanu // Sep 3, 2008 at 9:06 pm
Hah. Guess we’ll see if the above worked out then.
13 Eathanu // Sep 3, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Yeah, didn’t think so.
Here you go, though.
14 atomicthumbs // Sep 3, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I’m using Opera because Chrome isn’t quite as cool.
15 The MAZZTer // Sep 3, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Funny, I just made a kill notification generator. I don’t suppose I could get 1fort blog post love too? :)
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/
16 The MAZZTer // Sep 3, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Oh yeah, a sample.
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/light/backstab/red/The%20MAZZTer/blue/Gordon%20Frohman.png
17 Cpt. Falcon // Sep 3, 2008 at 9:26 pm
“Chris, you’re the only person I know of who can recycle a joke and still keep it awesome”
QFT
Ha this generator thing is great, im bookmarking.
18 Cpt. Falcon // Sep 3, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Sorry for the double post, but I had to make my own.
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Guerilla Tactics are for Spies&b=Rush towards an enemy while holding down the fire button with the flamethrower, but get killed before hitting him.&c=u&e=1102&f=1
Ladies and gentlemen, THIS is what makes the Pyro a nub class.
(does BBCODE work? I’ve tried html but it doesn’t.)
19 Byron // Sep 3, 2008 at 9:52 pm
Hey, I was wondering that since Fallout 3 looks an awful lot like Oblivion, would you possibly think of doing a blog like Livin’ in Oblivion for Fallout?
20 Salmon // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:09 pm
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Eat your vegetables&b=Consume all your steamed peas&c=3&d=40&e=515&f=1
21 Salmon // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Forgot to write a message. Good find, Chris.
There we are. All messaged up.
22 MadTinkerer // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:12 pm
Click my name to see:
Inspired by a Pyro in a recent game.
23 MadTinkerer // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:13 pm
Click my name to see:
One I hope they include in the Scout Update.
24 MadTinkerer // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Click my name to see:
Inspired by a Heavy (not the same player as the aforementioned Pyro) in a recent game.
25 MadTinkerer // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:18 pm
Man, Wordpress messed up the text. Hope everyone can read those okay.
26 jordan // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:24 pm
i have a name-link, like the popular people! Huzzah!
27 jordan // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:33 pm
i changed my name link to a more suitable achievement, one you can all relate to.
28 A Spy // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:35 pm
[url=http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Identified With Dental Records&b=Use the Microphone for anything other than talking.&c=u&e=718&f=1]Here’s one.[/url]
29 A Spy // Sep 3, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Opps. Eh, whatever. Bookmarked.
Also, Chris, long time reader first time commenter. HI THERE.
30 macho // Sep 4, 2008 at 12:06 am
http://bildes.gign.lv/upload/pics/img_1220511851_0.png
31 Mael // Sep 4, 2008 at 12:18 am
Sigh…
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Thesis%20Doom&b=Waste%201000%20hours%20procrastinating%20by%20playing%20TF2&c=892&d=1000&e=315&f=1
32 Crane // Sep 4, 2008 at 1:07 am
[url=”http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Black Mesa Disaster Factory&b=Meddle in things man was not meant to know, causing unnatural catastrophes at least fifty (50) times.&c=23&d=50&e=1001&f=2″]Black Mesa Disaster Factory[/url]
33 Erased.. // Sep 4, 2008 at 2:06 am
Oh, before i forget!
(click name)
34 Joe H // Sep 4, 2008 at 2:53 am
I’m sure a lot of us would have gotten this one in the past ;)
(name click you shall)
35 Unconcerned Sam // Sep 4, 2008 at 2:55 am
Oooh. That’s pretty awesome.
36 macho // Sep 4, 2008 at 2:59 am
http://bildes.gign.lv/upload/pics/img_1220511626_0.png
37 Ivan // Sep 4, 2008 at 3:33 am
http://www.picoodle.com/view.php?img=/3/9/4/f_achphpm_d74e9b2.png&srv=img33
38 Ludo // Sep 4, 2008 at 4:18 am
Me and my friend work as admin assistants for the National Health Service in the UK, and one day we came up with a series of achievements to make the day pass faster.
Warning! There are puns, so if you are of a sensitive disposition then look away now:
Catch you Collator
Leave for work early and have nobody notice.
File and Forget
Misplace an important document
Divert and Conquer
Divert your phone to a student worker for lunch and ‘accidentally’ forget to take it off.
Mentally Un-staple
Cause a minor injury to a colleague with a stapler.
Walk the Line-Manager
Offend your line manager three times in one day without getting fired.
And from Dante:
Phone Ranger
Man the phones alone when everyone else but you is in an important meeting.
I have 3.
39 Gothic // Sep 4, 2008 at 4:26 am
“http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Laugh%20Out%20Loud&b=Say%20%22LOL%22%2010000%20times,%20where%20you%20actually%20mean%20it&c=18&d=10000&e=1102&f=1″
Copypasta into URL box.
Or Omnibox if you’re using chrome.
40 LemmingLord // Sep 4, 2008 at 4:42 am
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Squishing a Bug&b=As a heavy, fail to kill an enemy with one health after ten seconds of sustained fire.&c=u&e=1001&f=1
I made this one, not becuase it’s funny, but because I am a proud owner of said achievement.
I’m never going to get those heavy achievements…
41 Killa-Ewok // Sep 4, 2008 at 4:51 am
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=The%20One&b=Mimick%20Neo%20with%20lethal%20results%20100%20times.&c=34&d=100&e=333&f=1
The words will probably be messed up, but oh well.
42 Pete10 // Sep 4, 2008 at 4:52 am
[url=http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Law oconservation f of energy is a lie&b=Have a computer that becomes less and less capable of running TF2, until it finaly stops working entirely.&c=100&d=100&e=1106&f=1]Sigh.[/url]
Hope this works.
43 Pete10 // Sep 4, 2008 at 4:57 am
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Law%20oconservation%20of energy%20is%20a%20lie&b=Have%20a%20computer%20that%20becomes%20less and%20less capable%20of%20running%20TF2,%20until%20it finaly%20stops%20working%20entirely.&c=100&d=100&e=1106&f=1
One more try.
:/
44 jordan // Sep 4, 2008 at 6:12 am
this is kool
45 Lack_26 // Sep 4, 2008 at 6:48 am
ww w. vulomedia.com/images/80774yapyapyap .png
Just delete the space in the url, then it should work.
46 Lack_26 // Sep 4, 2008 at 6:49 am
sorry: spaces, the are 3 of them.
47 Christopher // Sep 4, 2008 at 7:31 am
Sorry the urls are hard to get into the comments. You might want to follow 1fortpack’s lead (comment #6) and paste it in the ‘website’ box, then instruct people to click your name.
48 Smurfy // Sep 4, 2008 at 7:47 am
@45, VuloMedia? So someone else DOES use that!
49 Kazill // Sep 4, 2008 at 7:54 am
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/?lum=dark&weapon=flamethrower&name=Trogdor&color=red&name2=The+Countryside&color2=blue
50 Kazill // Sep 4, 2008 at 8:00 am
Also,
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=No Fort&b=Crush Hopes and Dreams of Thousands of People&c=u&e=328&f=1
51 Kazill // Sep 4, 2008 at 8:05 am
One more and then I’m done, I swear.
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/?lum=dark&weapon=shovel&name=Shovel&color=blue&name2=Gordon+Frohman&color2=blue
52 Christopher // Sep 4, 2008 at 8:12 am
Click my name.
53 Robert64 // Sep 4, 2008 at 9:15 am
Kazill wins with Concerned ref.
54 Nonomu198 // Sep 4, 2008 at 9:18 am
It happened to me more than once. *sob*
55 Unconcerned Sam // Sep 4, 2008 at 9:27 am
Click my name. :D
56 Fr@ndi // Sep 4, 2008 at 9:52 am
uhm here’s a working link
http://frandipunzio.altervista.org/immagini_casuali/frhochievement_banner.png
57 Baby landmines // Sep 4, 2008 at 10:23 am
Oh, I’m awesome.
Amirite, gais?
58 Baby landmines // Sep 4, 2008 at 10:26 am
For fuck’s sake, only now I realized I misspelled “love”. Well, crapballs, the joke’s ruined now…
59 Mr. Brit // Sep 4, 2008 at 10:47 am
Not too late to go back and add this one in Valve.
Where are all the weird images from? TF2.fr?
60 Mr. Brit // Sep 4, 2008 at 10:48 am
Damn, that didn’t work!
61 Mr. Brit // Sep 4, 2008 at 10:49 am
Dur, I used the forum link….
62 Mr. Brit // Sep 4, 2008 at 10:50 am
Ok, no spaces in the last one. If this doesn’t work, I’m done….
63 Mr. Brit // Sep 4, 2008 at 11:08 am
The MAZZTer, that is awesome!
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/light/flamethrower/red/1Fort%20readers/blu/Jordan
64 Fleeka // Sep 4, 2008 at 11:33 am
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Chatterbox&b=Talk for 300 minutes total on voice chat&c=235&d=300&e=1305&f=2
65 Still Not Chris // Sep 4, 2008 at 11:44 am
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=On second thought…&b=As Valve, fix TF2 after you have ruined it 9 times &c=3&d=9&e=325&f=1
66 xwd // Sep 4, 2008 at 11:50 am
I really need a new computer.
67 AlphaHawk // Sep 4, 2008 at 12:02 pm
Funny man :D But I’ve seen other ones from that TF2 mega thread on the steam forums. Pretty good though, dumbass! :D
68 Headwoünd // Sep 4, 2008 at 12:11 pm
click my name for an homage to Douglas Adams :)
69 Kazill // Sep 4, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Congrats Headwound. You win the “My Eternal Love” Prize for that reference.
Also, try name for an achievement
70 MrUnimport // Sep 4, 2008 at 12:37 pm
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/1847/tacgengf2.png
If that link isn’t there, click my name instead.
71 MrUnimport // Sep 4, 2008 at 12:37 pm
http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/5938/volworqv1.png
Huh, it worked.
72 Jda30000 // Sep 4, 2008 at 12:47 pm
Decided to make my own from personal experience.
73 ChampionHyena // Sep 4, 2008 at 1:21 pm
http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j286/ChampionHyena/achphp.png
Man, I’m going to be playing with this for a long damn time.
Also: my first comment ever despite being an avid reader of this blog since April. Um.
74 Kazill // Sep 4, 2008 at 1:36 pm
I swear, this is the last one for reals.
Welcome to the comments Hyena! I hope you left your brain at home!
75 rammingspeed42 // Sep 4, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Try my name!!!
76 LaZodiac // Sep 4, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I’m so tempted to say “click my name” despite not making an Achivement, just to get traffic on my own site.
I’m so dirty.
77 Unconcerned Sam // Sep 4, 2008 at 2:28 pm
You can click my name to see the refuges of the concerned forum!
78 Still Not Chris // Sep 4, 2008 at 2:54 pm
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/?lum=dark&weapon=knife&name=AnEmo&color=default&name2=Wrists&color2=default
79 Ledundead // Sep 4, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Alright, click my name for this one. Another Concerned reference. I made that shovel’d one Kazill kindly posted for me.
80 Ledundead // Sep 4, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Here’s my other one. If you get this one, hifive.
81 marglark // Sep 4, 2008 at 3:13 pm
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/?lum=light&weapon=fist&name=John+Freeman&color=default&name2=Zombie+Goast&color2=default
My name should be clicked first
82 marglark // Sep 4, 2008 at 3:15 pm
oops
try my name now
83 ROLLERSKATES // Sep 4, 2008 at 3:33 pm
LOLLERSKATES
84 Ledundead // Sep 4, 2008 at 3:33 pm
You don’t punch zombie ghosts, you shoot them from your wepon.
85 Ledundead // Sep 4, 2008 at 3:35 pm
Oh jeez, it’s that Heavy rollerskate dude. Awesome idea, by the way. Hope Valve builds them.
86 Mark // Sep 4, 2008 at 4:31 pm
So yeah, I made some.
87 Eathanu // Sep 4, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Chris, it seems just sticking the URL for it into the website box causes the text to run in one long string for most people. The HTML for it is [a ref=”the url”]text goes here[/a], except the [ and ] are an , respectively.
Makes it easier, kinda…
88 Eathanu // Sep 4, 2008 at 4:35 pm
ffs. That is to say, LESS THAN and GREATER THAN (fucking HTML)
89 Sarth // Sep 4, 2008 at 7:11 pm
Mu name is a link :D
90 Kunezite // Sep 4, 2008 at 10:10 pm
I know, I fail. XD
91 Kunezite // Sep 4, 2008 at 10:12 pm
lol I did fail :P
92 Kunezite // Sep 4, 2008 at 10:12 pm
third time lucky >.<
93 Bootsie_b // Sep 4, 2008 at 11:22 pm
Check out mine. ‘Tis awesome.
94 Jackrabbit // Sep 4, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Click my name to discover just how funny I can be. God I’m lonely.
95 Jackrabbit // Sep 4, 2008 at 11:35 pm
and here’s a better version.
96 Jackrabbit // Sep 4, 2008 at 11:35 pm
God dammit. they need more room!
97 Jackrabbit // Sep 4, 2008 at 11:39 pm
sorry about the multitude of posts everybody i just need to test something
98 Jackrabbit // Sep 4, 2008 at 11:40 pm
kay. damn. although i like the effect you get when you reach a 404 page. click my name in the post above
99 Nonomu198 // Sep 5, 2008 at 1:56 am
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/?lum=light&weapon=knife&name=Purple+Shirted+Eye+Stabber&color=default&name2=Eye&color2=default
100 Jackrabbit // Sep 5, 2008 at 2:31 am
I use my posts to measure my worth as a human being.
101 Gothic // Sep 5, 2008 at 2:41 am
Remember, kids. The more posts, the longer your e-penis!
102 Gothic // Sep 5, 2008 at 2:46 am
Also, nearly half the posts here are from people quadruple posting due to the lack of URL facilities.
103 Mr. Brit // Sep 5, 2008 at 2:51 am
Click name
104 Gothic // Sep 5, 2008 at 4:42 am
That was in such bad taste. (click name)
105 Gothic // Sep 5, 2008 at 4:43 am
Also, 10 bucks says “BOOM HEADSHOT” will appear as an achievement name for the sniper.
106 Mr. Brit // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:21 am
I have more
107 Lack_26 // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:30 am
@ Mr. Brit, that was on one of the strafe left comic in PCG UK, in their TF2 summery of the 20th century.
108 Mr. Brit // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:31 am
Was this?
109 Mr. Brit // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:33 am
or this?
110 Mr. Brit // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:35 am
I imagine this one will go down a treat…
111 Redragon // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:37 am
click my name
112 Mr. Brit // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:38 am
This probably crosses a line, so I want to apoligise and if you are in anyway offended, don’t tell me I’m an arsehole, I know already.
113 The Kaiser // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:39 am
lol
114 Mr. Brit // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:42 am
Why not?
115 Redragon // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:44 am
click
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Nomnomnom shhhhhh nomnom&b=On%20Lumberyard%20eat%20a%20sandwich%20in%20the%20shed%20when%20you%20are%20alone%20against%20at%20least%205%20enemies&c=u&e=515&f=1
116 Redragon // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:45 am
fuck sorry for the previous
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Nomnomnom%20shhhhhh%20nomnom&b=On%20Lumberyard%20eat%20a%20sandwich%20in%20the%20shed%20when%20you%20are%20alone%20against%20at%20least%205%20enemies&c=u&e=515&f=1
117 Jda30000 // Sep 5, 2008 at 6:04 am
Something for the newbies.
Name click.
118 Jda30000 // Sep 5, 2008 at 6:18 am
Made another.
119 Grey Ganado // Sep 5, 2008 at 7:06 am
I hope no one else has already done this one.
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Reproduction&b=As%20any%20class%20other%20than%20Pyro%20jump%20on%20a%20Pyro.&c=u&e=1204&f=1
120 The Kaiser // Sep 5, 2008 at 8:34 am
One for all the console gamers
121 The Kaiser // Sep 5, 2008 at 8:36 am
An unlikely one
122 The Kaiser // Sep 5, 2008 at 8:38 am
For the daring (Click name)
123 Bootsie_b // Sep 5, 2008 at 9:12 am
Mine is the best.
124 Mr. Brit // Sep 5, 2008 at 9:12 am
@Kaiser, none of yours are working…
125 Bootsie_b // Sep 5, 2008 at 9:19 am
I also made this one. True story.
126 Mr. Brit // Sep 5, 2008 at 9:21 am
I am also the proud owner of that achievement, Bootsie b. I also punched out a Medic and his Heavy.
127 The MAZZTer // Sep 5, 2008 at 9:43 am
You guys do realize you have to encode spaces in urls, right? Just replace them with %20 and people will actually be able to READ your images.
128 The MAZZTer // Sep 5, 2008 at 9:44 am
*can, rather than have to.
129 Redragon // Sep 5, 2008 at 10:33 am
Actually the PHP scripter should have done the encoding…
130 Nonomu198 // Sep 5, 2008 at 10:36 am
I have a more realistic one.
Also, Mr. Brit, what about revolvers? :(
131 Mr. Brit // Sep 5, 2008 at 11:02 am
Nonomu198, what about revolvers? You mean like for the Abe one? If so, it’s on the name
132 Mr. Brit // Sep 5, 2008 at 11:26 am
name plz
133 Nonomu198 // Sep 5, 2008 at 11:59 am
Boom, Headshot!
134 Nonomu198 // Sep 5, 2008 at 12:00 pm
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Thin Air Is An Enemy&b=As%20a%20Sniper,%20headshot%2060%20spies%20who%20gut clocked%20unseen%204%20seconds%20ago%20and%20are%2099%20meters%20away%20,%20through%20a/some%20wall/s&c=17&d=60&e=531&f=1
Why not working? ):
135 Ledundead // Sep 5, 2008 at 12:49 pm
Reposting my favorite.
136 Darky // Sep 5, 2008 at 1:17 pm
What we need is a kill note thingy that says “Gordon Frohman fell to a clumsy painful death.”
137 Palehorse // Sep 5, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Click my name to see mine. :)
138 marglark // Sep 5, 2008 at 3:37 pm
yay
139 Artix // Sep 5, 2008 at 4:19 pm
My achievement.
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=F10%20=%20God%20Mode&b=Fall%20for%20the%20%22Press%20F10%22%20trick.&c=u&e=1211&f=1
140 Artix // Sep 5, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Another one.
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=BONK!&b=Be%20the%20only%20player%20on%20your%20team%20that%27s%20Scout,%20and%20be%20highest%20score.&c=u&e=1104&f=1
141 Artix // Sep 5, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Errr… just use my name
142 Ledundead // Sep 5, 2008 at 5:25 pm
Love the Mullet one. Hifives.
143 Jackrabbit // Sep 5, 2008 at 6:35 pm
Yet another obscure joke from jackrabbit!
144 Jackrabbit // Sep 5, 2008 at 6:37 pm
And again.
145 DethPenguin // Sep 5, 2008 at 7:38 pm
Must…have…1fort update.
*bleh*
146 Artix // Sep 5, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Clicky the name for another.
147 Jackrabbit // Sep 5, 2008 at 8:02 pm
I am soooooo funny! *sigh*
148 rammingspeed42 // Sep 5, 2008 at 9:00 pm
Hey, The MAZZTer. There is something wrong with the domination option (and the other three). They all come up as a skull. Is there a way to fix that?
149 Artix // Sep 6, 2008 at 9:02 am
Click my name for another acheivement.
150 Kazill // Sep 6, 2008 at 9:02 am
I love it when this happens on a dustbowl match.
151 Kazill // Sep 6, 2008 at 9:08 am
I’m surprised no ones done this one yet
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/?lum=dark&weapon=kgb&name=Apollo+Creed&color=red&name2=Rocky&color2=blue
As a side note, I’ve never actually watched any of the Rocky movies
152 Alexander // Sep 6, 2008 at 9:37 am
So…Many…Times….
(Click name)
153 AlphaHawk // Sep 6, 2008 at 10:51 am
Click name.
I think it just about describes my melee patterns ^_^
154 rammingspeed42 // Sep 6, 2008 at 10:59 am
Let’s see if that works…
155 ZachAttack // Sep 6, 2008 at 12:39 pm
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Only Stopping to Shit&b=Play TF2 for 24 hours consecutively&c=l&e=1301&f=2
Sorry about the first f up.
156 Eathanu // Sep 6, 2008 at 2:06 pm
I wonder how many times this has already been posted
157 Eathanu // Sep 6, 2008 at 2:07 pm
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/?lum=dark&weapon=shovel&name=Gordon+Frohman&color=red&name2=&color2=default
Sorry. Something went wrong with the code above. Something totally weird >>
158 Kowl Slaw // Sep 6, 2008 at 5:24 pm
although it was like, 100 posts ago, i get the mcninja joke. i was just reading through all the comments after not looking at them for a day
:P
159 Kazill // Sep 6, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Eathanu, I posted that one already, so once is your answer.
160 Ledundead // Sep 6, 2008 at 7:07 pm
First: Ethanu, you stole my friend Kazill’s joke.
Second, I posted the Mcninja joke. Glad it didn’t fall on deaf ears.
161 Jacesxx // Sep 6, 2008 at 7:09 pm
there’s a thread over at facepunchstudios with tons of people posting these:
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=605577
162 Kazill // Sep 6, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Click name for another Rocky reference
This is fun. Wow…
163 Kazill // Sep 6, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Erm, MAZZter, by the way, something has gone horribly wrong with your kill maker thingy. Word of warning.
164 Koth // Sep 6, 2008 at 9:32 pm
Click name
165 Kazill // Sep 6, 2008 at 9:42 pm
Speaking of Oblivion, I deleted my character accidentally today. I am crushed…
166 Erased.. // Sep 7, 2008 at 1:40 am
dammit chris, we need a new post!
167 Bootsie_b // Sep 7, 2008 at 2:00 am
I agree. We DO need a new post. It’s been what, five days?
168 Mr. Brit // Sep 7, 2008 at 2:43 am
I don’t know how long it’s been there, but there is an achievement stats thing on the TF2 stats page. Less than 60% of players have got 5 kills in a row without dying!!??
169 dick // Sep 7, 2008 at 3:58 am
clickedy
170 Companion Cube // Sep 7, 2008 at 4:04 am
Mine! Mine!
Click on my name!
171 Companion Cube // Sep 7, 2008 at 4:08 am
Dammit, didn’t work. How about now?
172 Companion Cube // Sep 7, 2008 at 4:09 am
Nope, but still, good find, Chris.
173 Killa-Ewok // Sep 7, 2008 at 5:56 am
Oh yes.
174 Jason // Sep 7, 2008 at 6:48 am
ATTENTION:
Due to the lack of further updates, it is my difficult duty to inform you we must assume Chris is deceased. The speculated cause of death is being attacked by monkeys seeking Monkey Chow brand monkey chow, which Chris was holding while attempting to find a way to advertise Monkey Chow brand monkey chow, perhaps by boosting the Google rank for others seeking monkey chow such as Monkey Chow brand monkey chow. Out of respect, all further comments should be condolences for Chris’s untimely passing. R.I.P. CHRIS- GONE BUT NOT FROHGOTTEN.
175 Killa-Ewok // Sep 7, 2008 at 7:56 am
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=NOT%20CHRIS!&b=Kill%20all%20the%20Monkey%20Chow%20brand%20monkey%20chow%20seeking%20monkeys.&c=2&d=26&e=1222&f=1
WHY OH WHY
176 Killa-Ewok // Sep 7, 2008 at 7:56 am
Oh wait, click mah name.
177 Robert64 // Sep 7, 2008 at 8:42 am
But was the Monkey Chow brand Monkey Chow saved?
178 Kowl Slaw // Sep 7, 2008 at 9:57 am
Oh no!
(Exept I think we all knew this was coming some day….)
179 Ledundead // Sep 7, 2008 at 10:06 am
Well. Now that Chris is dead, lets all go to pentadact.com!
180 Kazill // Sep 7, 2008 at 10:45 am
Poor Chris. He never stood a chance.
Oh well. Time to play more TF2
181 The MAZZTer // Sep 7, 2008 at 12:53 pm
rammingspeed42: The domination icon isn’t stored with the other icons so I don’t have it to use it. I don’t know why and I haven’t gone to look for it yet.
For the other two I assume you mean capture and defend. You have to specify a color for those otherwise you get the skull.
182 rammingspeed42 // Sep 7, 2008 at 1:58 pm
@The MAZZTer
I know you have a real life, and that the kill generator things is like a blip on your existence, but would it be possible for you to upload it into the generator? There’s a friend I have that I had a “dominated” joke with, and I would really like to show it to her. You don’t have to, of course. There are more important things.
183 jordan // Sep 7, 2008 at 5:38 pm
R.I.P Christopher Livingstone
19?? - 2008
“Jesus get those monkeys off my face!”
We will remember.
184 shikamaru364 // Sep 7, 2008 at 5:39 pm
that wasn’t right
[img]http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=lets be friends&b=uber an enemy spy twice in one life&c=u&e=715&f=1[/img]
185 jordan // Sep 7, 2008 at 5:39 pm
http://www.chrisisdeadlol.com
186 shikamaru364 // Sep 7, 2008 at 5:39 pm
neither was that
screw it
187 Ledundead // Sep 7, 2008 at 8:00 pm
http://tf-2.fr/ach.php?a=Paper Mario&b=As Nintendo, have one rediculously amazing game, then release two mediocre sequels.&c=u&e=1407&f=2
My newest one. A bit console oriented.
188 The MAZZTer // Sep 7, 2008 at 8:08 pm
rammingspeed42: Actually I went and did it right after I posted. :)
189 Bobic // Sep 7, 2008 at 9:24 pm
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/?lum=light&weapon=smg&name=John+Freeman&color=blue&name2=The+Final+Boss&color2=red
190 Cpt. Falcon // Sep 7, 2008 at 10:48 pm
@Bobic:
John Freeman new that his noremal wepon would not do no damage at all to the BOSS, for he knew his WEAK SPOT.
John Freeman got wepon that fired rockits and was RPG and fired it fast at BOSS, so Gordon Frohman would be happy soul. :’3
191 Cpt. Falcon // Sep 7, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Clicky me nombre.
Don’t give up Chris! This achievement is all you!
192 Cpt. Falcon // Sep 7, 2008 at 11:06 pm
sorry for the triple-post, but I couldn’t resist this stab at another site I check often.
193 Cpt. Falcon // Sep 7, 2008 at 11:15 pm
Look, I wouldn’t have so many consecutive spam posts if other people posted as much as I do. :P
(Or if this forum allowed for editing posts like FPSB.)
But seriously, I’m done for the night.
Sorry for the Quad-Post.
194 Jackrabbit // Sep 8, 2008 at 2:49 am
I disagree with you’re post Cpt. Falcon and give these two creations as a reason.
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/?lum=dark&weapon=kgb&name=Yahtzee+and+fans+therupon&color=blue&name2=ctl+alt+del&color2=red
195 Jackrabbit // Sep 8, 2008 at 2:50 am
hang on this one should work
196 Jackrabbit // Sep 8, 2008 at 2:56 am
And i am surprised none used this one. wooo! first!
197 Killa-Ewok // Sep 8, 2008 at 7:16 am
Lemme guess, Chris is playing Spore?
198 Gothic // Sep 8, 2008 at 8:09 am
@197: Damn.
199 Killa-Ewok // Sep 8, 2008 at 8:10 am
We’re gonna be waiting for like, a decade if what I guessed was true.
200 The MAZZTer // Sep 8, 2008 at 8:35 am
BTW if you have NoScript turn JavaScript on for my domain when using my tool. The JavaScript will generate nicer urls for you and has a preview feature. :)
http://www.mzzt.net/tf2/light/backstab/blue/The%20MAZZTer/red/Gordon%20Frohman.png
I did this once. A few times. I was playing against “Gordon Frohman” who was an engie and I kept backstabbing him and sapping his stuff. No clue if it was Chris or not. :)
201 Cpt. Falcon // Sep 8, 2008 at 8:09 pm
@Jackrabbit:
I call Apples & Oranges. Yahtzee is a game review audio-blog sort of thing.
And dammit Chris, you gave up on the achievement too early.
202 Chris // Sep 11, 2008 at 5:49 pm
They should make “dumbass” a class. I have no clue what he (or she, let’s be equal opportunity here) would do, but it would be funny.
203 Companion Cube // Sep 14, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Omg! I posted after Chris! I am 1337!
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Somthing tells me this week yahtzee bashed CAD?
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