Hooray! I’ve been waiting for another installment. The first four of these hilarious videos, created and narrated by Ross Scott, portray Gordon Freeman going through the original Half-Life as somewhat of an impatient, selfish boor. They’re linked in this post.
And now part five joins them.
Entries from October 2008
Freeman’s Mind — Part Five
October 31st, 2008 · 76 Comments · Humor, YouTube
Tags:all my life I've wanted to kill people·just by pressing a button
Hey, California Voters…
October 30th, 2008 · 117 Comments · Not At All About Gaming
…I’m about to get an eentsy bit political on your asses. Seriously.
We’ve got a bunch of stuff to vote on next week. We have to vote for president of some country, maybe ours, I think? I don’t really keep up on the news. And we have to vote on some other stuff. It’s a bit […]
Tags:pretend it's the train from half-life 2·you liked the train from half-life 2 right?
Ask Your Doctor if Fallout 3 is Right For You
October 30th, 2008 · 33 Comments · Uncategorized
Side effects of playing Fallout 3 may include:
Lack of sleep
Inability to focus at work
Visions of enormous roaches
Poor lipsynching
Ability to stop time
Stuffed inventory
Fun game. Or should I say, fun games: comparing notes with a couple other people who are playing it, we seem to all be having wildly different experiences. One has a house and a […]
Tags:call doctor if play session lasts more than four hours
A Distant Relation
October 29th, 2008 · 53 Comments · Games
Just because I’m already being hounded to somehow insert Nondrick into Fallout 3, here you go.
Keep in mind, this is NOT A PROMISE FOR A FALLOUT 3 BLOG. I CAN BARELY KEEP THE OBLIVION ONE UPDATED, REMEMBER?
This is just a character I made today so people would stop asking me about it.
As you can see, […]
Tags:AGAIN NOT DOING A BLOG PROBLY
Fallout 3 Extremely Early Impressions
October 29th, 2008 · 45 Comments · Games
Didn’t get much playing time in last night — the game took almost three hours to download, and I played for maybe two, and a lot of that time was spent trying to tweak the settings to get the best look without my framerates suffering. Also, I’m dealing with some weird graphics glitch not connected […]
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Order Left 4 Dead Early, Get Demo Early
October 28th, 2008 · 37 Comments · Games, Valve News
Left4Dead411 reports that customers who preorder Left 4 Dead will get an early crack at the demo.
The offer applies to PC purchases of the game through Steam or pre-orders (for both PC and X-Box 360) from certain retailers (not sure which ones yet). Those who pre-order will get to try out the demo on November […]
Tags:SO. MUCH. GAMES.
Fallout 3 Unlocked on Steam
October 28th, 2008 · 30 Comments · Games
For those North (and South) Americans who are lucky enough to be at home right now, instead of stuck at a job they hate for the next seven or eight hours, Fallout 3 has just become downloadable and playable over Steam.
If this applies to you, get in there and have fun, and know that my […]
Tags:I can still sneer at europe anyway
Probably the Last Post About Far Cry 2 For a While…
October 28th, 2008 · 29 Comments · Games
…since Fallout 3 comes out today.
First off, that FOV fix I posted about the other day works great. Now I’m playing in true 16:10 widescreen, the game feels more natural and I don’t feel like my eyes are protruding eighteen inches out of my head. I have forearms now!
My second major problem with the game […]
Tags:also doody
Whiny Asshole Has to Ruin Everything For Everybody
October 27th, 2008 · 67 Comments · Gaming
So, some crybaby wrote a letter to the Washington Post describing his distaste for the Fallout 3 ads in the D.C. Metro, according to Shacknews. The ads feature a war-torn and decaying future vision of Washington D.C., where the game takes place.
“The people of our city do not need a daily reminder that Washington is […]
Tags:my tags hate Joseph Anzalone
I Didn’t Play Any Far Cry 2 This Weekend
October 27th, 2008 · 48 Comments · Games, The Wonder of Tom Francis
I spend most of my workday wishing I was home playing games, but somehow, when I actually have the time to play them, I tend to do other stuff instead. Weird.
Award-Winner “Tom” Francis, however, has been playing Far Cry 2, and rather than just griping about the things he doesn’t like about the game, he’s […]