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Entries from April 2008

Jesus Christ That Is A Whole Shitload of Medics

April 30th, 2008 · 35 Comments · Blather, TF2 Maps, TF2 News

And yet I still can’t get a heal.
Anyway. Goldrush! It’s chaos. It’s exhausting. I’ve played some small matches and some big matches and they all feel like big matches. On Goldrush, a 7v7 or 8v8 match feels like it’s got 32 people crammed into it. It’s just constant […]

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Girl, You Have No Faith In Medicine

April 29th, 2008 · 7 Comments · TF2 News

It’s out!

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A Pose I Did

April 29th, 2008 · 12 Comments · Posing

Just for fun. Click for larger. I hope someday they give the spy a new knife as one of his unlockables, something a little slicker and sleeker. This knife seems kinda big and clunky if you really look at it.
I would have done more with his face in this pose, but […]

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Medic Achievements: Now 17.36% More Achievable!

April 29th, 2008 · 12 Comments · TF2 News

A reader named Slamhound posted a comment recently in another post, reporting that it appeared Valve has tweaked the forever upcoming medic achievements. It looks like some of the more difficult and frankly silly ones have been made a bit easier to get, based on some flickr picktrs.
For instance, instead of your ubered Heavy punching […]

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Monday Map(s) Missive!

April 27th, 2008 · 24 Comments · TF2 News

Two maps are getting the treatment today — ctf_squarebox and ctf_slide.
If you’ve never heard of them it’s probably because I made them over the past couple days. Yeah, I’m pretty much making maps now. I’m a map maker. That’s me. That’s how I roll.
In all seriousness, I’ve had very little exposure […]

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Valve Puts Off Ruining TF2 Until Early Next Week

April 25th, 2008 · 28 Comments · TF2 News

Several sources are reporting that the much-anticipated update to TF2, including the new medic achievements and the Goldrush map, will not be released until sometime next week.
In other disappointing Valve news, there will be no Portal sequel this year, though I hadn’t actually heard that there might be a Portal sequel this year, so […]

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D.O.U.B.T.E.R.

April 24th, 2008 · 22 Comments · Gaming

So, there’s a tech demo movie up on Steam for to showcase some of the new effects of the upcoming S.T.A.L.K.E.R. prequel, Clear Sky.
There’s some wonderful lightning effects, the sunbeams look amazing, and the water effects look astoundingly realistic. Much improved over the original. All these enhancements will go a long way toward […]

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Demoman: Infernal

April 22nd, 2008 · 29 Comments · The Demoman

Infernal is an in-your-face demo of a game that’s all about kicking ass! Even the menu screen will kick you in the ass with your own face! In fact, the hero of the demo, the guy you play, is named Jake Asskicker. I know, it sounds like I’m making that up, […]

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Some Pun Involving Oblivion Or Something

April 21st, 2008 · 10 Comments · Gaming

My money is on the new TF2 content hitting sometime Tuesday afternoon, so I went and gone and did and made another Nondrick entry on Living in Oblivion before I got wrapped up in the new map and gamemode and medic achievements.  Day 17 is up.

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Oblivious

April 20th, 2008 · 12 Comments · Gaming

What with the new TF2 content hitting sometime this coming week, I figured I better grind out a couple entries on the sadly neglected Living in Oblivion blog.  So, here’s one, and another will appear later this week.
Sorry for the huge delay.  I have no real excuse other than I just didn’t sit down and […]

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